John Frusciante, Joe Lally, Josh Klinghoffer.  Knitting Factory, LA 02.03.2004:

This is an email I recently received from one of my old friends.  We were high school biology lab buddies.

So I was cleaning out my room tonite and I found 2 Bio Labs that I thought
I'd share w/ you.
Lab 1: In red ink at the top it says, "Samir, Jenny's doing more than her
share!"
In the first paragraph of the conclusion it says "Do you actually read our
conclusions? If so check here yes [ ] no [ ] (A blank ballot will be
counted as a "no.")" Then, later on the conclusion says "In conclusion, you
sunk my battleship! Although lab 15-A was very similar to that popular 80's
board game in the sense that it all has to do with chance, our main focus is
gene pools and how they differ from generation to generation."

Lab 2: In red ink at the top is says "Here I thought all along Jenny had
the only computer & printer." -fuckin' bastard, anyways, the last paragraph
ends by saying, "In conclusion, people without hitchhiker's thumbs should
have to take special courses on how to develop the ability to curve their
thumbs. Just kidding. Although that would be controversial and interesting
to see, the main focus is variation in the human species."

I was laughing pretty hard when I found these, anyways I hope you have a
happy holiday and new year. Btw, Kyle's going to be in town for new years
and we might have a bbq/party/hookah smoking session at his house so you and
Jonny are invited. Holla-
Samir

"I went to Judy Blume's for dinner, she wouldn't let me budge until I drank my frecklejuice  to wash down the superfudge." --Ugly Duckling, Journey to Anywhere"

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