RJK 5000

Jonny is brewing another batch of beer in the mr. beer kit.  I saw him squirt honey into the mixture.  I can’t wait until it’s done.  I don’t know what he names his beer, but I have names for mine and I never even brew myself.  Judd’s is Judweiser, which I thought was pretty cute.  I forgot what Jose’s is, maybe he never even named his.  Anyway, mine is Joyhogger (orange you glad i didn’t say rjk5000).  Joyhogger Lager.  And the low-carb brew is going to be called Joyhogger Jogger.  And the nonalcoholic one (but there will really be alcohol in it; shhh) will be the Joyhogger Dodger.  Maybe the super dank dark one will be the Joyhogger Muddyfogger.  The fruity one will be the Joyhogger Kung Fu Punch.  Our favorite one will be the Joyhogger Permanent Saturday.  I can sit here and think of beer names all night.  Lee Orange Cod Pirate Brew. 

In super diet news, I seemed to have lost one pound.  One pound.