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the baby shower was fun.  no games.  just friends and tacos and stuff.  it’s nice to gather like that.  i had fun chatting with nick and tim’s parents.  rex is pretty cool.  sunnie looked cute with a big belly.

didn’t do much else.  hung out at the pub and ate a boca burger at the burger joint.  yep, the bun too.  needless to say my stomach disease is going nuts.  but good news–i bought a bunch of generic zantac from target today, so the party is back on!

not sure when i’ll eat a meat-on burger.  maybe if i’m at father’s office or the pie place or pirate bar.  i don’t know why i called it “meat-on,” but sounds right.

i watched ratatouille.  very cute movie, but i didn’t love any of the characters.  it did make me hungry though.  my favorite disney cartoon is still the lion king.  yep, even with all the cheesy singing.  i loved simba when he was in his hakuna matata party mode.

also watched a little bit of that walk hard dewey cox movie.  it was dumb.  i really don’t like “comedies” like that, i must not have much of a sense of humor.

I’m off to bed.  i want sushi and scallops.

i’ll probably go to bed soon.  pretty early for a saturday night, but i’ve been feeling kind of out of it lately. lack of sleep, stomach disease, being drunk, naps and disorientation, weird dreams.

i’m going to take a zantac and get some rest.  the zantacs are almost all gone so we might not be able to have our zantac-popping pepperoni pizza party afterall.  i’m sorry.

i’m going to a baby shower tomorrow.  they better not make us play any games.  i just want to see big belly and give hugs and eat food and be happy for my friends.  no diaper-sniffing relay races, please.

good night.  i hope you are enjoying the holiday weekend thus far.

my aunt and cousin are in town. i had dinner with them and my mom tonight. my mom cooked for us, it was good. i drove there in the rainstorm, another very human experience like buying notebook paper at the corner drugstore.

did the thunder scare you? i’m drinking air armor.

went to the best ramen because i’ve relapsed to multiple dinner complex ii. i drank a very delicious kirin too. then marco bought me chocolate sorbet from vons. i’ve never had chocolate sorbet before, it was pretty good. but i hate sugar and corn syrup so i don’t know how i really feel about the stuff. why can’t they just leave it bitter.

we watched juno. at first, you hate jennifer garner for wanting to be a mom. at the end, you like her for wanting to be a mom. that was pretty good movie magic. also, weird bloated jason bateman was fun to watch. he was so cute on silver spoons.

tgiahw. i’m all about holiday weekends. let’s celebrate the future.

i had stomach problems all day, man. my new probiotic therapy hasn’t been doing its magic for the past two days and this is the time its efficacy is supposed to peak. what the h. i guess i became too confident and have been eating a bunch of trash like caramel-flavored chex mix (disgusting, but i ate them all?), frosted mini-wheats (adam f. likes ‘em), hershey’s chocolate (a gift from mister mcglynn), tenshinhan (comforting favorite), and cornbread (just the scalp). haha jeez. but still. i also stopped drinking kefir because i hate going to trader joe’s, and ralphs is always in the opposite direction of everywhere i’m heading. today i ate chicken which i prepared myself and felt miserable after. i might have to get my protein from soy, fishes, and egg whites from now on.

i am not feeling well. i just took some air armor. this weather yo-yo.

complaining and whining, i feel a little better now though.

nothing new. watched american idol and hell’s kitchen. david archuleta is weird. i have a feeling he is going to age funny. like the dog whisperer.

did some cardio and upper strength training. i was such a weakling. i hope i will have some sore muscles tomorrow.

visited the pub. i had a little bit of wine after weight lifting and then my muscles felt like pudding and my irish gut flared up. i drank some acv when i got home. i don’t know if i should be drinking that stuff, but it sure tastes good.

is that ralphs open 24 hours? i like running errands at night. there is little traffic and i feel more relaxed. this semi-nocturnal cycle of mine is lame. i need to become fully nocturnal or nothing. it’s a drag navigating the shopping cart through the aisles when the “boxboys” are restocking the shelves at night, so i guess i have to think about this some more.

i’ve seen lots of smash-ups lately. caution on the road.

i watched i am legend. it was okay, i am a fan of will smith. i’m not really into zombies, i would have been way happier if the whole movie was just about him and his dog and their spaghetti and spam. but i did like the part where the friendly zombies came over for dinner and brought wine and tiramisu. it was cool when they all sat around the television and watched randy couture and tim sylvia. it was socially awkward and such a weird scene, i loved it.

i’m off to drink some apple cider vinegar, or “acv” as rachael ray calls it.

i had sunday brunch with my mom. too much champagne. either the eggs benedict or the salmon sushi was a sketchy item, my stomach felt a little funky later on.  nevermind all the dairy items i sampled.  i drank apple cider vinegar and then some shots of jameson and felt better.

after brunch we went to the museum and looked at famous paintings. my mom acted like a know-it-all. she’s like me, when she knows one thing about one thing, she plays as though she’s an expert. the next time anyone mentions the “night sun” i’m all on it.

i have to brush my teeth and go to bed.

i found out that there is a really good soon dubu spot in little tokyo. went there and it was wonderful. stomach disease was okay. i think the new probiotics are starting to take effect.

it’s going to be hot on friday. things are slow in the office, but not for long. i will be taking a sick day. for sunbathing, swimming, and general life enjoyment. I still have to wake up early with scratchy voice to make my sick call though. i wish i could just call and press 1 for vacation day or 2 for sick day.

i’m about to go to bed. I should drink some apple cider vinegar but i’m kind of liking the burning acidic feeling in my gut right now.

after work i just slept and slept and slept.  when I woke up i realized i should do pilates but i decided to go grocery shopping instead.  i’m one of those fatties who considers pushing a shopping cart and walking through the aisles a form of exercise.  ugh.

my stomach gets very acidic and weird at night.  i drank some diluted apple cider vinegar to see what would happen.  so far nothing good. tastes good though.

my new favorite things are baby bananas.

nothing interesting to report.  i’m tired again.  i might eat some strawberries and relax.

my coworker brought me dried mango from the philippines so i ate a bunch of that.  it was good, but the chili ones from trader joe’s are the best.

i made charlotte a litter box.  I thought i could just walk her over to it and give her a treat and then she’d be trained.  nope.  she seems confused by it and pretty much has no interest in it.  and i have no interest in training her by conventional methods, so i guess the box is just another failed project.  i have hope though because she is the smartest and best dog ever.  always have hope.

i went to the pub tonight to witness the renovations and to observe mister mcglynn’s handiwork.  very nice.  i didn’t drink any beer or wine while i was there.

i should have taken a zantac today.  one of my burps felt like it was on the low end of the ph scale.

time to go watch my video cassette recording of the second half of hell’s kitchen.  i don’t think i could identify the taste of turnip.